silveredmadness (silveredmadness) wrote in thequestionclub,
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Poll #1131653 Ridiculous movies: can you name the movie & finish these quotes?

It's a rock monster. It doesn't have motivation.

See, that's your problem, Jason. You were never serious about the craft.
26(60.5%)
Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy.
3(7.0%)
He doesn't understand. Explain as you would a child.
4(9.3%)
Never give up, never surrender!
3(7.0%)
Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?
7(16.3%)

Guy, you have a last name.

It's Smith.
3(7.0%)
Then what's my last name?
4(9.3%)
And your Schwartz is as big as mine.
4(9.3%)
DO I? DO I? For all you know, I'm "Crewman Number Six"! Mommy... mommy...
32(74.4%)

I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about...

my affair with Jason!
7(16.3%)
MY BOOBS and how they fit into my suit.
35(81.4%)
repeat[ing] the computer, Fred.
1(2.3%)

Look! I have ONE JOB on this lousy ship.

Let me do it.
6(14.3%)
It's to clean the bathrooms.
0(0.0%)
It's stupid, but I'm GOING TO DO IT.
34(81.0%)
Would anyone like a drink?
2(4.8%)

Is there air?

Yes. Oxygen levels at 68%.
12(30.0%)
YOU DON'T KNOW!
10(25.0%)
No, just toxic gas.
5(12.5%)
Seems okay
13(32.5%)

By Grabthar's hammer, by the Sons of Warvan...

you killed my father. Prepare to die.
0(0.0%)
I'm going to kick your ass.
1(2.4%)
You shall be avenged.
35(83.3%)
give me back my cheeseburger.
6(14.3%)

And the movie is...

Spaceballs
8(16.0%)
Galaxy Quest
33(66.0%)
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
2(4.0%)
STFU. I don't watch *your peoples'* kind of movies. Nerd.
7(14.0%)
 TQC, I watched this movie again recently and had forgotten how hilarious it is. Will you play a poll game with me?
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