Jazz Chicken (kikibelle) wrote in thequestionclub,
Jazz Chicken
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I have bad reactions to microwave popcorn.  Pretty much everyone who knows me knows this.  The last time my dipshit coworker made microwave popcorn, she was informed.  She swore she'd never make it again.



My fuckwad coworker just made microwave popcorn and our office reeks.  I now have a gigantic headache, my eyes are red and are in the process of swelling shut, and my nose is training for a marathon.

What manner of revenge/torture should I inflict on the stupid bitch?

I'm currently considering flying her to Texas, staking her to a fire ant hill, and covering her with corn syrup, but I'm open to better suggestions.
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