Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
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Poll #1123587 Jenkheads

Which would you sooner do?

Jenkem (assuming it's not an urban legend)
5(8.3%)
Meth
25(41.7%)
Your first cousin
30(50.0%)

You'd sooner date someone who was doing ____

Jenkem
5(8.3%)
Meth
21(35.0%)
Their first cousin
34(56.7%)

If jenkem became a problem among our kids, to th the point where the government had to ban it as an illegal substance, could one be arrested for 'illegal contraband' if they didn't flush their poop in a timely fashion?

Yes
27(45.8%)
No
32(54.2%)

Let's say 'jenkem control' would be impossible to maintain, and you read how certain diets contributed to a better high. Such information, however, isn't known among the commn jenkem-sniffing crowd. All you'd have to do to be a jenkem peddler would be to adopt this diet, save each poopie in bottles, and sell them to street kids for $$! Since your poop would be the best, shitheads would choose to patronize your services over anyone else's. If all of this went exactly as I described, would you become part of the Jenkem Cartel?

Yes. Easy money, hard to get busted over, since everybody poops
19(31.1%)
No. It's illegal
1(1.6%)
No. It's just ewww
41(67.2%)
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