We just got a new dog. She's about 8 months old, a terrier mix. She's really excited all the time and loves to play. I was watching her while my mum took a shower. She really wanted to go to my mum though, so I cracked her bedroom door and let her in.
My mum just came out and kinda glared at me. She said
"Thanks for letting her in. I was on the floor taking an enema so I could use the toilet before I showered and she came in and attacked me, wanting to play and I couldn't get her off me. Do you know how hard it is to get an excited puppy off of you while you're trying to keep your butthole squeezed shut?"I cracked up so hard. I laughed for about two minutes while she just stood there and glared at me.