RoxAnne (sandrasolaria) wrote in thequestionclub,
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What's the last thing to make you laugh so hard you couldn't breathe?

We just got a new dog. She's about 8 months old, a terrier mix. She's really excited all the time and loves to play. I was watching her while my mum took a shower. She really wanted to go to my mum though, so I cracked her bedroom door and let her in.

My mum just came out and kinda glared at me. She said
"Thanks for letting her in. I was on the floor taking an enema so I could use the toilet before I showered and she came in and attacked me, wanting to play and I couldn't get her off me. Do you know how hard it is to get an excited puppy off of you while you're trying to keep your butthole squeezed shut?"
I cracked up so hard. I laughed for about two minutes while she just stood there and glared at me. 
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