When hanging with a friend or SO, and need to take a crap, do you tell them that you're going to poop, or just that you are using the restroom and allow them to make assumptions when you're gone for a few minutes?
Are there certain people you will tell "I am going to poo"? Who are they?
How long do you usually sit on the toilet when pooing?
Do you multi-task when pooping? If so, what else do you do?