Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
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Dating questions

If you're dating someone new, and you find out what they do, which of these jobs could you tolerate?

Stripper
0(0.0%)
Paparazzi
2(1.5%)
Bounty hunter
0(0.0%)
Bigfoot hunter (weekly treks in the woods looking for it. Your date plans on making a big score when bigfoot's captured)
0(0.0%)
Port-a-potty suction operator
0(0.0%)
Military recruiter (coerces young people to join the army/navy/etc. through any means possible)
0(0.0%)
Gravedigger
1(0.8%)
Porn site owner
2(1.5%)
The kind of orderly whose sole job is to shave the privates of people going into surgery
0(0.0%)
Makeup artist/boom mike operator for pornographic movies
0(0.0%)
Singing telegram
0(0.0%)
Pizza delivery boy/girl
0(0.0%)
Telemarketer
2(1.5%)
Their job is to scrape dead animals off the freeway
0(0.0%)
3-card monty in the park
0(0.0%)

Assuming that they were given a clean bill of health (genital-wise), would you rather date a 28-year old who was a virgin, or who had slept with over a 100 people?

Virgin
76(58.5%)
The non-virgin
54(41.5%)

Which of these religious types would you sooner date?

Born-again christian
25(19.5%)
Scientologist
8(6.2%)
Mormon
15(11.7%)
Muslim
18(14.1%)
Reform Jew
62(48.4%)

Which of these is the absolute worst thing to do on a first date with someone you like?

Sleep with them
7(5.3%)
Have a frustrated crying session
63(47.4%)
Audibly fart in front of them
18(13.5%)
Be caught with your fly down. They tell you it's open, while trying to hide a smirk
0(0.0%)
Get retarded drunk and need to be helped home
45(33.8%)
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