2)did you take my easter egg?
edit: everyone else's answers are so good, and i forgot to mention my answer to #1.
in the 5th grade we used to walk the fitness trail every day after lunch. one day i was goofing around and kind of showing off, and i started walking backwards. i didn't notice how quickly i was approaching the huge trashcan on the side of the trail, not until i tumbled in it, butt-first. it was AWESOME. especially since it had a lot of rainwater (but thankfully, no trash!) collected at the bottom. my pants got pretty wet and i remember the teacher helping me clean up in the bathroom while i cried.