Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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Poll #1114159 The morning after

What New Year's resolutions do you have?

To lose weight/get in better shape
1(0.7%)
To improve love life/not be single
0(0.0%)
To improve living situation/move
0(0.0%)
To improve employment situation/get a job
0(0.0%)
To quit smoking/drinking/what have you
1(0.7%)
To read more
0(0.0%)
To get out and do things more
1(0.7%)
To go back to school
1(0.7%)
To save up money for a particular purchase, like a car or trip
1(0.7%)
To get out of debt
0(0.0%)
To do something somewhat drastic with your physical self, like get a tattoo or cut your hair
0(0.0%)
To spend less time on the computer
0(0.0%)
To spend more time on the computer
0(0.0%)
To do something really big and life altering for yourself, like coming out of the closet or make a career change or something
0(0.0%)
Other
7(5.0%)

New Year's day, you wake up, possibly after a rough night. Are there any of these items found around your bed?

Vomit
0(0.0%)
Used condom
0(0.0%)
Party hat
1(1.1%)
Noisemaker
0(0.0%)
Stranger sleeping next to you
0(0.0%)
Hair clippings, matching your hair color. As if somehow, your hair was cut or shaved during the night
0(0.0%)
Hair clippings, matching your pet's hair color
0(0.0%)
Bloody towel/napkins
0(0.0%)
All your clothes (in a pile)
13(14.0%)
All of someone else's clothes (in a pile)
1(1.1%)
Empty bottle of alcohol
12(12.9%)
Plaster and debris, possibly from that hole in the wall
0(0.0%)
Polaroid photos you don't remember posing for
1(1.1%)
"Wait, where am I? Whose bed is this?"
2(2.2%)
"Wait, where am I? Is this...jail? Where are my pants?"
0(0.0%)

Most difficult thing you'd accept the morning after a rambunctious NYE night

A tattoo
14(11.8%)
Naked person in your bed who you do not recognize
17(14.3%)
Need for bail money
11(9.2%)
Black eye
6(5.0%)
Maxed out credit card
18(15.1%)
Complete inability to remember where you left your car
7(5.9%)
That you're in the hospital because you had your stomach pumped
8(6.7%)
Pierced nipple
4(3.4%)
3 phone numbers you found written on the underwear you wore last night
13(10.9%)
For some reason, your closest friend isn't speaking to you
21(17.6%)
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