Our Lady of the Perpetually Inebriated (tempest_omouthy) wrote in thequestionclub,
Our Lady of the Perpetually Inebriated

Pleated Pants Problem (alliteration for the win!)

Ok, so I went to my orientation to be a super spooty "butler" at the GA Aquarium yesterday and, despite being extremely nervous, volunteered to have my first OMG REAL RICH PEOPLE PARTY shift tonight, because apparently, I love stress! My uniform, which I had to assemble in time to be there by 5 pm today included tuxedo pants. Being I found them last night after orientation and the shoe store was closed until this morning, I thought they were the easy peasy part of my day. WRONG.

I could only get them in the men's department and, being I have an hour glass shape, they aren't exactly the most flattering cut. The real horror? THEY'RE PLEATED. :O This makes me look like I have a pouch, like some sort of well dressed mutant marsupial. I don't have time today to go and try and find flat fronts at another store, and based on the suit shoppe last night, they don't exsist anyways...

Is there ANYTHING I can do to make this less self esteem crushing? We have to wear a jacket, but I have no idea how low it will come down in the front because they didn't show it to us and issue it at your first shift. PLEASE HELP!

fucking kangaroos
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