1. I love the poem "A Special Theory of Relativity," but I cannot find it anywhere. It may be called "The Special.." instead of "A Special..." but it is still nowhere to be found on the Internet. It ends with "My love, as we approach the speed of light, time is standing still." Do you know this poem? Can you find it for me?
No, I cannot. That's why I'm asking you.
2. What is your favorite poem?
Not Waving but Drowning, by Stevie Smith
3. How's the best way to coyly ask someone (of your preferred sex) to spend the night?
I always just say "Hey, you can stay here if you want." That's getting old and boring.
