1. Aren't there rules against prostitution on eBay? How do you get around those?
2. If you were to write a want-ad for a date, how would it read?
3. Have you ever hooked up with somebody on Craigslist?
4. Have you ever played matchmaker?
5. How much should I get paid if I do find him a girlfriend?
1. I think there are, but if he offered himself as a free gift with purchase, I don't know if that works or not.
2. Well, I'm happy with what I've got, so it would be a parody that just said, "Wanted: a bouquet of flowers. Seriously, just send me some cheap ones."
3. No, I met my husband at an anime con, the boyfriend before that on a usenet group, and the one before THAT on a MUD. I am the internet generation.
4. Yes, and I honestly don't know how that keeps happening. It's only been a time or two now, but really, it's weird.
5. I'm thinking one million dollars. Or a Wii.
