1. The zombie invasion has started, and millions of people everywhere are being killed by the millions of walking dead. It's beginning to look like a sucky Christmas. Unless you wish to hole up on your own and take your chances, there are two groups that you can join. The first group is a bunch of untrained, poorly equipped people. However, they plan to hole up in the public library and have boarded up all the windows, have decent supplies that will last a few weeks, but not much weapons. The second group is a ROTC, survivalist group, who are all well-equipped and well-trained. They plan to camp out nightly, going through the city and killing off the walking dead. They have access to much heavy firepower, have no fear of zombies and will go into the thick of it all to wipe them all out, freeing the city. Again, they're not staying at any one place, but camping out nightly (with watches). Which group would you join? Or would you choose to hole up on your own?
2. Zombie invasion yadda yadda yadda. You're managing on your own and it's scary and kind of difficult. You come across a well-armed, kickass group of military types who save your ass from certain brain-eating death. The leader tells you up front what your options are. You can come with them, where they will protect you, but in exchange, you will have to have sex with a few of the soldiers in exchange for said protection (don't worry, they use protection). Or they can leave you where you are, where you will go back to fending for yourself. Or you can give oral pleasure to the leader in exchange for one of their extra assault rifles (with ammo). If you're male, assume that the group is a posse of old military wives (average age: 65), and the leader is 70, but with the same options otherwise. What do you do?