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Charity Case

You work at a company with some pretty suspect ethics, and around the holidays, they insist you make a small donation to one of their pre-approved charities. Your Christmas bonus hangs in the balance. Which charity do you donate to?

Panda spay-or-neuter fund (to stop panda overbreeding)
1(0.8%)
LNN! - Legalize Necrophilia Now!
3(2.4%)
Botox for Botswanians
1(0.8%)
Republican party
3(2.4%)
Committee Against Nudity in the Arts (they put diapers on naked statues)
1(0.8%)
Donating insoles to the homeless
9(7.3%)
Minutemen, Canadian chapter (the Minutement are the vigilante group who patrol against illegal alien crossing the Mexican border)
5(4.0%)
The 'make vibrators illegal' foundation
0(0.0%)
Committee against Nudity in Nature (they put diapers on woodland animals)
5(4.0%)
Florida Name Change Group (they want to change it to New Cuba)
9(7.3%)
Neighborhood Watch for Zombies
75(60.5%)
Ethiopian Enhancement (to combat emaciation among the starving masses, this group will give the skinny women boob jobs)
0(0.0%)
Concerned Citizens Against Al Gore (who wish to strip him of his Nobel Prize)
5(4.0%)
21isbetter.com (they wish to raise the age of consent to 21)
3(2.4%)
Kiss my bonus goodbye. I'm not giving any of them my money
4(3.2%)
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