Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
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Go Team Britney, y'all

Ladies, you meet Britney Spears, and she has a dilemma on her hands. Unless she does something outrageously irresponsible soon, she'll have to see her kids more often, and she's not ready for that. "I just don't understand those babies", she says. "Always crying, and they don't want no pills or vodka to fall asleep. Motherhood's serious business and I ain't got no time for it". She wants to climb out of another car, pantyless again, to guarantee that she won't get those kiddies back, but she just had a particular bad waxing done and it's not ready for the paparazzi, so this is where you come in. If you agree to wax your girlie bits, wear her clothes and blonde wig, and climb out of her car, sans underwear, those pics will hit all the internet sites and the judge will reduce her visitation rights again, which means more partying for her. Even though your body size isn't the same as hers and maybe your skin tone's different, she apparently thinks this will work, for she's no rocket scientist. As long as you act and dress like me, she thinks, everybody will just assume it is me and won't look at anything but the vajayjay. If you do this thing for her, she'll pay you $50,000. Are you up for it? You will be wearing a wig, her shades, plus the focus will be between your legs moreso than your face.

Poll #1102223 Verticle smile for the camera

Would you do it?

Yes
30(63.8%)
No
17(36.2%)
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