2.) Have you ever been scammed by a "toner phoner"? Is my boss going to fire me for getting us mixed up with one by accident?
ETA: Toner Phoner
3.) What's the deal with the guy on Jerry Springer who only has arms, a head, and part of a torso? I just caught a glimpse of him while flipping through channels yesterday and I can't quite figure it out. How does that work? It doesn't seem like there is enough room for all of his organs.