SO, TQC: Tell me all sorts of things about jobs!
What do you do?
What are my chances of getting a job that doesn't involve food, pays decent, and isn't super retail? (Answer: low.)
Should I work at a pool?
Should I work at the mall?
Should I open my own brothel?
Should I sell crack?
Should I work at a call center?
Should I make a kick-ass resume and pretend like I have any decent experience?