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Poll #1101176 Fun with food

For the next month, you have to eat foods of only one color. Just because. 30 days, only one color for your food, and you are not permitted to use food dye or to change the color of your food through condiments or seasonings (though you may use them). The initial color is counted, not what happens to it after preparation. All toppings on the food that do not apply to that color (like lettuce if you didn't pick green or olives on your pizza if you picked orange) must be plucked off. This does not apply to your drinks. What color do you pick for your food for the next month?

Red - apples, tomatos, meats served really rare, various berries, borsht, etc.
17(13.8%)
Pink - processed meats, ham
1(0.8%)
Green - much produce. Not much else
25(20.3%)
Brown - cooked/grilled meats, chicken skin (not the chicken), potatoes with the skin, chocolate, fudge, others
30(24.4%)
Orange - darker cheeses, pizza, yams, oranges
7(5.7%)
Yellow - lighter cheeses, bananas, some pastas
9(7.3%)
Purple - eggplant, some grapes, blackberries
1(0.8%)
Black - licorice, dark chocolate
0(0.0%)
Blue - blueberries
0(0.0%)
White - noodles, rice cakes, rice, skinless chicken, vanilla anything
33(26.8%)

Food you'd consider using during sex (think 9 1/2 weeks) for erotic manipulation and consumption

Syrup, maple or chocolate
8(7.9%)
Cherries, strawberries
13(12.9%)
Deli meats
0(0.0%)
Cucumber
2(2.0%)
Pudding
0(0.0%)
Pez
0(0.0%)
Jello
1(1.0%)
Entire pan of pie
1(1.0%)
Jawbreaker
0(0.0%)
Cheese Whiz
0(0.0%)
Whipped tuna
0(0.0%)
Pot roast
1(1.0%)
Pixie Sticks
1(1.0%)
Licorice
0(0.0%)
Pizza
1(1.0%)

Ladies, you've been eating more cucumbers, carrots or bananas (whichever one you like best). Let's assume you have a roommate. You've been buying small bags of this produce for yourself. After a few weeks, you walk in on your roommate masturbating with one of your produce. She said she's sorry and she'll put it back when she's done. Outraged, you tell her that's disgusting and she should literally go fuck herself. She then admits that she's been masturbating with your produce for weeks now and putting it back, with you none the wiser. What happens now?

I drink a few glasses of wine. I then call my friend. We'll have to think about where to hide the body
15(11.8%)
That's kind of hot. I ask if I can be a cucumber substitute
5(3.9%)
Beat her ass silly, possibly with the produce
11(8.7%)
Throw up. Run screaming from the room. Gargle repeatedly. The years of therapy begin tomorrow morning
21(16.5%)
Move out immediately
1(0.8%)
Kick her out immediately
21(16.5%)
Say nothing, but masturbate with all of her food and put it back. Two can play at this game
16(12.6%)
Shrug. So that's that peculiar flavor I've noticed lately. Chalk this up as a life lesson learned
1(0.8%)
"If you're going to us my bananas for sexual reasons, please do not put them back, and reimburse me for the purchase. Thank you"
35(27.6%)
Other
1(0.8%)
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