For the next month, you have to eat foods of only one color. Just because. 30 days, only one color for your food, and you are not permitted to use food dye or to change the color of your food through condiments or seasonings (though you may use them). The initial color is counted, not what happens to it after preparation. All toppings on the food that do not apply to that color (like lettuce if you didn't pick green or olives on your pizza if you picked orange) must be plucked off. This does not apply to your drinks. What color do you pick for your food for the next month?
Food you'd consider using during sex (think 9 1/2 weeks) for erotic manipulation and consumption
Ladies, you've been eating more cucumbers, carrots or bananas (whichever one you like best). Let's assume you have a roommate. You've been buying small bags of this produce for yourself. After a few weeks, you walk in on your roommate masturbating with one of your produce. She said she's sorry and she'll put it back when she's done. Outraged, you tell her that's disgusting and she should literally go fuck herself. She then admits that she's been masturbating with your produce for weeks now and putting it back, with you none the wiser. What happens now?