Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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You go on vacation, and you let a friend petsit for you. You come back home and find that your pet appears to be really, really tired, for it doesn't wake up when you call it. Also, your tv is missing. Worried and confused, you call your friend, and find out that your pet got out while you were gone and was hit by a car. Not knowing what to do, your friend sold your tv and had your pet stuffed. When you had came home, you were petting your pet's dead body, which was stuffed to look like it was sleeping. How do you feel about your friend?

"How sweet. Knowing I would want to be able to say goodbye, my friend made it possible by preserving little (insert name here)"
0(0.0%)
"BITCH! Let's see how you like it when I run over your mother and have her stuffed!!"
15(14.3%)
"What a good idea. I would probably have just buried it or something, but stuffing my pet, what a novel idea!"
0(0.0%)
"You were careless enough to let it get out and get into the street, and then you creepily had it stuffed!! We cannot be friends anymore. I cannot forgive this"
47(44.8%)
"As long as you replace my tv, all is forgiven"
5(4.8%)
"It's ok. I didn't really like my pet that much anyway. Wanna have fun and throw it in front of oncoming cars and see how they react?"
0(0.0%)
"I like my pet better this way. No cleaning up after it, no yapping away, no feeding it, and I can still cuddle up at night. This is perfect. Thank you"
0(0.0%)
"Cool. Can you do my other pets now?"
0(0.0%)
I wouldn't say much. My fist would be doing all the talking
31(29.5%)
Other
7(6.7%)
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