Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
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Let's say you went on vacation, and entrusted your neighbor to watch over your place for you. When you returned, you forgot to ask for your key back and it slipped your mind that your neighbor still has your key. Which 3 things could that neighbor do to your place (while you were asleep) that would MOST freak you out?

Change your radio alarm clock preset to a country western station. Nightly, so it doesn't matter what you change it to, you wake up to C&W
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Clog up your bathtub/shower drain with lots of hair of a color and length that in no way matches yours
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Leave their dog's poop in your toilet, unflushed. Like, every morning you find a bowl full of turds that you can't account for
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Light a scented candle of strawberry for a few hours. Candle is removed afterwards. You never find out where the aroma's coming from
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Change your answering machine greeting to a low, growling "TALK!!"
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Leave Chinese take-out boxes in your fridge, from a restaurant you've never been to
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Leave on the couch a half filled-out crossword puzzle
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Change the curtain in your living room to a bright orange
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Keeping the same floor plan, they rearrange your living room furniture so that it's now facing a different wall
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Exchange all the canned goods in your kitchen with completely different ones
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You wake up to find the tv set on, on a station you don't watch, like the weather channel, ESPN, country station, etc.
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Your kitchen trash bag is entirely filled with sawdust and feathers. You have absolutely no idea from where it came from
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Your socks have all been replaced by bright green and red argyle socks
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Your toilet paper is entirely unraveled, lying in a small pile. This happens nightly
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Your kitchen table is, or rather, was set for 6 people. Each setting contains a dirty plate and silverware, as if you hosted a dinner party the night before, but you didn't
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