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More odds than ends

Poll #1099910 Banging on the wild side

Which of these types of people do you think you could have a romantic relationship with? Good chance there might be sex involved

Paraplegic
1(1.0%)
Quadraplegic
0(0.0%)
Conjoined twin (they're joined at the hips)
0(0.0%)
Midget
0(0.0%)
500 lb person
0(0.0%)
Double amputee (legs)
0(0.0%)
Giant (6'10" if female, 7'4" if male. They have that growth spurt disease)
1(1.0%)
Laughably small penis
0(0.0%)
Cancer survivor with double mastectomy (she's got no boobies)
1(1.0%)
Post-op sex change
1(1.0%)
Pre-op sex change (boobs and wiener)
1(1.0%)
60+ years in age
0(0.0%)
Mute
1(1.0%)
Down's syndrome. It's slight. There is some learning disability and some facial disability, but otherwise normal
0(0.0%)
Tattooed all over their body, except their head
7(6.7%)

Are you smarter than the average bear? Which kinds of bears are you smarter than?

Polar
2(1.9%)
Grizzly
0(0.0%)
Chicago football player
9(8.7%)
Koala
3(2.9%)
Hairy gay man
5(4.8%)

What is the most likely explanation for Bigfoot?

Urban legend
14(13.2%)
Misshapen brown bear
12(11.3%)
Aliens
1(0.9%)
Evolutionary anomaly
15(14.2%)
Furry who got lost on his way to a camping party
25(23.6%)
Some missing link between man and ape
4(3.8%)
Orangutang
1(0.9%)
Mass hallucination
6(5.7%)
Robin Williams caught outdoors with his shirt off
14(13.2%)
Hoaxers with a monkey suit
11(10.4%)
Other
3(2.8%)
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