I'm rather drunk right now. It's lovely. It's also snowing, but that's not really relevant.
I'm sick of living with my roommates at the moment. What's the typical consequence for breaking your lease five months early?
Should I just go live with another friend for awhile and get away from it all?
Why is it so impossible for me to say no when people ask me to do something?
Why can I type so well when I'm drunk?
Why doesn't anyone want to be in a relationship with me?
Why does he send me such confusing signals?
Why does she ignore me?
Why do I even care?
Why won't anyone hire me?
What can I do for some extra money?
I like Smirnoff....