Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
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Poll #1098865 Cuddle Party!

You're at a cuddle party and these are the people left for you to cuddle with. You must pick one person, or else....um...the terrorists win. Who do you cuddle with?

400 lb man/woman
6(5.3%)
Homeless man/woman
2(1.8%)
Catholic priest
6(5.3%)
Fratboy with a 'Show me your tits' t-shirt and with the words 'your prayers have been answered' printed across his pants crotch
16(14.2%)
Dick Cheney
1(0.9%)
Quadraplegic person (they lift him or her off their wheelchair, into your awaiting arms)
4(3.5%)
Anne Coulter
1(0.9%)
Person missing an arm (just a small stump at the shoulder)
16(14.2%)
Very old person (90 years old)
3(2.7%)
Sweaty guy with large pit stains
0(0.0%)
Woman in a burkha
7(6.2%)
Woman with big tits in a tight shirt with no bra, short skirt
9(8.0%)
Man with garish outfit and effeminate mannerisms who's obviously gay
37(32.7%)
Woman with manly mannerisms and a 'Diesel dyke' t-shirt
2(1.8%)
I let the terrorists win because I hate democracy
3(2.7%)

Worst thing to discover about your 'cuddle buddy'?

Wow, they got enormous rolls of fat that I didn't notice before
2(1.8%)
Extreme body odor. Hygeine and soap are not strong priorities in this person's life
60(53.1%)
"You either got a roll of quarters in your pocket or you're happy to see me. um...not quarters, I see.."
14(12.4%)
They're a born-again christian and cannot contain their joy of talking about our Lord
25(22.1%)
They had a large lunch of beans and cabbage
6(5.3%)
Other
6(5.3%)

Would you ever attend a cuddle party?

Yes
25(21.9%)
No
89(78.1%)

Would you ever attend a TQC cuddle party?

Yes yes yes!
21(18.6%)
Possibly
23(20.4%)
Probably not
34(30.1%)
Hell no
35(31.0%)

If so, who in this community would you cuddle with? More than one name is allowed, since we're all about the whoring

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