have you ever done anything badass?
what was it?

(probably one of the most badass things i did - was secretly moving out of my dorm without telling my roommates a singular word. they were complete crazies. at roughly 3am i enlisted an accomplice to secretly move all my personal effects silently from the dorm. we quietly moved the entire thing out AS THE ROOMMATES SLEPT- even placing one's chicken nuggets on her desk because the fridge was mine. it was no small feat. but at 7am when one of them woke, and found me taking the last hanger, i shrugged and said 'have a nice life!' - i have never felt more satisfaction)