Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
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2 Heavy Questions

1. Angelina Jolie used to be the girl that a lot of girls would choose to make out with/sleep with. But she's turned into a skinny bitch and is a little too much of a responsible mommy/international spokesperson to be still considered the top piece of ass. She's no longer that bisexual wild child. So, ladies, who is the new hot girl you'd go gay for?

2. Let's assume we're all single. You have a massive, can't-quit-it crush on a coworker/fellow student, but he or she is taken. Every now and then you see the object of your passion smile at you and you feel that they're interested and your heart skips a beat, but you know that they're off the market. One day, in a tragic Segway accident, he or she loses both legs, mid-thigh. It's very sad, and you mourn this loss, and in a fit of pettiness, their SO dumps them because they can't date a special-needs person. The next day while you're at lunch, your crush wheels over (in their new wheelchair) and asks you if you want to go out to dinner. Is this too good to be true, or is a legless person too difficult to be in a relationship with?
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