Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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Which pickup line would sooner work on you (assuming the person was attractive)?

"It's not gonna suck itself, ya know"
5(4.3%)
"I'm in a unique position to test you for allergies. If you'll step into the men's room with me, we'll see how you react with latex..."
4(3.4%)
"I hear that Atkins diet really works. I have some extra protein I don't need...."
1(0.9%)
"I'm hung like a Shetland pony"
8(6.9%)
"Wanna come home with me and do all the things I'm going to tell people we did anyway?"
15(12.9%)
"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"
14(12.1%)
"I'm dying of cancer...or something. My last dying wish is to get into your pants. Want to make this boy's dream come true?"
4(3.4%)
"Is that a miror in your pocket? Cause I swear I can see myself in your pants"
3(2.6%)
"That guy at the bar thinks you're a dyke. Let's prove him wrong"
10(8.6%)
Absolutely none of them
52(44.8%)
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