Who you can go to and say, "Hey. I haven't got a clue how to dress. This is my lifestyle, this is my budget, please advise." Who maybe take you shopping, help you figure out what styles fit your body shape, and just general good advice as far as building a wardrobe goes?
(Or do they only exist in reality TV?)
EDIT: ...and another question. Is anyone familiar with Gordon R. Dickson's books? Do you know if Jason Warren shows up in any of the books in the Childe Cycle series, other than Necromancer? (Or if there are any other necromancers in the series at all?)