And by "keeps having sex", I mean five times a day, every day.
Now...I'm all for lots of sex (not for me, personally, but I admire people who can go all day), but it's just getting ridiculous. I can't do my homework, and I can't sleep at night, 'cause they're doing the horizontal monster mash all night and screaming like Michael Myers just burst into their room.
What would be the most awesome way to insure that they can have sex occasionally, and yet I can still get sleep? I've thought about banging a broom on the ceiling, but I don't think they'd hear, and I don't want to put a hole in the ceiling.