Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
fourcorners
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Apologies. My brain is only thinking in poll form today

Poll #1081266 The New Pants

This question's mainly for the girls. Your friend asked to borrow your new pants, and you allow her to wear them to a party that night. You're both at the party, your friend's wearing your new pants, when she lets it slip (after a few drinks) that she isn't wearing any underwear. How do you feel about your friend's bare crotch rubbing against your new pants?

The pants are forever ruined for me
33(18.8%)
Bitch better dryclean those pants afterwards
78(44.3%)
Doesn't bother me in the slightest. I'll just throw them in the washer sometime and it'll be good to go.
59(33.5%)
Other
6(3.4%)

At the party, she's drunk and she ends up making out with somebody. She comes back later, overstimulated, and blushes when she tells you that she's never been so damp before. How you feeling about those new pants now?

Eww. So much...vagina. I can't wear them again
62(35.2%)
I'm going to make her wash them by hand. Twice
76(43.2%)
It happens. I'll pour in some extra detergent when I wash them later
29(16.5%)
Other
9(5.1%)

She passes out and you're about to take her to your car when you notice that there's a big urine stain on her/your pants. How you liking them pants now?

She's buying me a new pair of pants
151(85.3%)
Again, it happens. Detergent will get it all out
21(11.9%)
Other
5(2.8%)
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