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Poll #1076333 Get a Clue. With the business end of a candlestick

You're in the Clue house, where a small party is underway, and it's full of annoying people. Sensing an opportunity to off the person who pisses you off the most, you take action. Who takes the fall?

Mrs. Peacock - haughty and thinks she's better than you, rubs her wealth in your face
16(15.1%)
Colonial Mustard - arrogant, sexist, alpha male type, can't keep his eyes off the women's breasts
27(25.5%)
Mrs. White - prudish, judgmental and hands you a Jack Chick tract in the hall
21(19.8%)
Professor Plum - overeducated, assumes he's smarter than you in every circumstance, talks in a condescending voice to you as if explaining even the most rudimentary things to you even though you didn't ask
20(18.9%)
Miss Scarlet - a loose woman, she hits on your boyfriend/husband blatently without shame
14(13.2%)
Mr. Green - hippie vegetarian. Criticizes everything you're wearing and eating by pointing out how much it hurts the environment and it's creatures
8(7.5%)

Which room would you manage to get them alone for their ultimate, gruesome fate?

Hall. They're probably going to the bathroom
12(11.4%)
Lounge. Enjoying an after-dinner brandy
14(13.3%)
Dining room. Back for a second helping of dessert
7(6.7%)
Billiards room. Working on their pool game
8(7.6%)
Kitchen. Couldn't find the dessert in the dining room
7(6.7%)
Ballroom. Drunk and dancing alone
17(16.2%)
Conservatory. Looking at the flowers
22(21.0%)
Library. Reading quietly
6(5.7%)
Study. Checking their email
12(11.4%)

What will you use to send them to their maker?

Knife
20(18.9%)
Candlestick
17(16.0%)
Revolver
31(29.2%)
Rope
10(9.4%)
Lead pipe
23(21.7%)
Wrench/spanner
5(4.7%)
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