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Poll #1076239 The Rules of Embarrassment

You're at the supermarket in the check-out line. There's a cute person (of the gender you find attractive) behind you, checking you out. You smile a little. A little flirtation back. It's interesting. Then, you get to the conveyor belt and you realize what you have in your basket. Which of these items would be embarrassing to be seen purchasing in this situation?

Tampons
2(1.2%)
Toilet paper
0(0.0%)
Bean-o
2(1.2%)
Preparation H
7(4.4%)
Box of Twinkies
0(0.0%)
Condoms
4(2.5%)
People magazine
1(0.6%)
Clearasil
1(0.6%)
Fabreeze (however you spell it)
0(0.0%)
Odor-Eater shoe inserts
1(0.6%)
3/$10 underwear pack
1(0.6%)
Kitty litter
0(0.0%)
Nair
0(0.0%)
Hair dye (in the color you have now)
0(0.0%)
I have no shame
42(26.2%)

In high school, you're in class and have to pee really bad. The teacher trips and falls and you burst out laughing. It's such uncontrollable laughter that you end up losing control of your bladder and pissing yourself. In class. Humiliated, you flee to the restroom before anyone notices. You hear a 'Is that...pee?' before you leave. Which would be more embarrassing?

The very scenario I described above
81(51.6%)
The following Halloween,when 10 kids dress up as you. Their costume? Same hair as you, with a big wet stain around the crotch, and laughter
76(48.4%)

There's this new product that allows half the calories you consume to pass harmlessly through your body. You can eat what you want, and only pick up half the calories. It's the ultimate weight loss pill. However, the side effect is that you get uncontrollable gas. You cannot keep it in, and the gas comes in all decibels and aromas up to 2 hours after eating. Would you take this pill?

Yes
53(33.3%)
No
106(66.7%)
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