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Poll #1069385 Dirty Minds R Us

What is the definition of 'poppycock'?

Nonsense
39(50.6%)
Poop
0(0.0%)
Rubbish, bullshit, just a stinking lie
34(44.2%)
The end result of Poppy's 'operation'
0(0.0%)
What daddy has in his pants
1(1.3%)
The head of the chicken family
3(3.9%)

What is the definition of 'taint'?

Corruption
43(56.6%)
Disease
1(1.3%)
That area between the genitals and the butthole
26(34.2%)
Southern contraction of 'it is not'
6(7.9%)

What is the definition of 'pussyfoot'?

To move stealthily, slyly
54(73.0%)
What Mr. Whiskers has at the end of his pussyleg
6(8.1%)
What happens when genital warts spread to the extremities
0(0.0%)
What a furry with a foot fetish looks for
8(10.8%)
Fisting as performed by someone with no arms
6(8.1%)

What is the definition of 'beaver'?

Longtailed rodent creature with a flat tail that topples trees with its teeth
56(74.7%)
Youngest child on a classic tv show
4(5.3%)
What you find when a woman drops her Victoria Secret
14(18.7%)
City in Oklahoma with a population of around 1,500
1(1.3%)

What is the definition of 'titmouse'?

North American bird with a tufted head
46(63.0%)
Mickey's perverted cousin
13(17.8%)
Small rodent with pinkish discolorations
8(11.0%)
What Goofy saw when he peeked in Minnie's shower
6(8.2%)
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