2. If you did attend, you show up and there's a place outside the house where the party is, and you leave your clothes there. You're stark nekkid! You walk in, ready to mingle, and notice that among the many TQCers there, you're the only one nekkid. Turns out, latenightdrives altered just your invite so it said newd, and did it just for giggles. Would you mingle anyway or go get your duds?
3. Let's say it was a nekkid party and everybody's in their birthday suit. Would that perpetually alter the way that you see the people in this community? Would you be able to successfully keep your viewpoint at eye-level or is the temptation of so much cooter and peener too difficult to ignore?