I pack a knife everywhere I go, just a little 5 inch folding blade in a nice leather holder. I sit down at the beach and slice limes for my gin and club sodas with it. If I am with a male companion, I like to slowwwly lick that sharp knife clean while staring at him intently and then I judge the guy's reaction. Denim tent = a-okay with me. Cringe in horror with balls shriveled up inside body cavity = even better. Either way, that knife is a gauge on whether they have anything to do with me ever again or not. SO far, nobody has stopped talking to me.
So, what do you think? Deranged woman licking her sharp knife clean while staring intently - hot or not?