bigkidsid (bigkidsid) wrote in thequestionclub,
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will you tell me 10 big honking lies about yourself?

here's mine:

1 - My name is Jenniffer
2 - I was born in 1920
3 - I was kidnapped by aliens shortly before my 9th birthday, and returned in the year 2000, aged 34, and a male
4 - I was managing director of the coca cola company between 2001 and 2004
5 - I have 6 pet tarantulas, and a pond full of carp
6 - I eat pigshit for breakfast every day
7 - I read at least 3 novels every month
8 - I am a fully qualified masseur
9 - I agree that swearing is unnecessary and the sign of a limited vocabulary
10- I became a virtuoso on the violin, piano, tuba AND accordion before I was 5
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