Mine was sardines
What is the funniest story you're constantly reminded of from you childhood?
I stole a set of keys from my classroom when I was five, and brought them home with me. My mom asked me about keys and I made us this extravagant lie about how there was a gust of wind and they were rolling down the roof, and I jumped high up to grab them. Then I told her I found them in the grass, then I told her the principal gave them to me to keep safe and secret. My family always says, "And the keys were rolling down the roof, and I jumped and I caught them!" when they think I'm lying about something in a detailed way.