Meredith (brree) wrote in thequestionclub,
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anthropomorphization

Do your pets have alternate lives that only occur when you're gone or not looking?

My cats do. Stevie works at Sears selling air purifiers. He is also a schoolbus driver and gets very cranky when the kittens won't keep their paws inside the windows. Chatta drives a Cadillac and is the manager of a candy factory. When the sour gummy worms come out wrong he is grumpy for the rest of the day. Wonky is a trashy romance novelist and prefers to dine on Hamburger Helper, hotdogs, and mac & cheese.
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