Diana (champawat) wrote in thequestionclub,
Diana
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What do I say to my new tenants who have, I discovered the hard way, painted over the lock to their apartment door, as well as all other locks in the apartment, all outlets (some are painted shut) and all light switches (rendered immobile)?

I am aiming for something more polite than "WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING MORONS? DID NO ONE EVER TELL YOU THAT PAINTING MOVING PARTS IS A FUCKING BAD IDEA? YOU ARE REPLACING THEM WHEN YOU MOVE OUT AND IF THEY DON'T WORK NOW DON'T COME CRYING TO ME."

I do, unfortunately, have to be nice to these people.
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