As recently as 2-3 years ago, my mom had a cannister of baby formula in her house. My youngest sister is 16, so she would have been 13-14 at last sighting of this cannister.
What possible reason could my mom have had for keeping such a thing around? Was her stash in there, and I should have checked it out? Do I have an even younger sibling that she kept in the attic? Conspiracy theories, give them to me!