Kana (ascara) wrote in thequestionclub,

I know what I want

Chuck Norris says he wants Chuck Norris quotes.  You give Chuck Norris what Chuck Norris wants. 

So, what are your favorite Chuck Norris quotes?

Jeeves asks Chuck Norris
Chuck Noris never googles, he stares at the computer until it displays his web site.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles. Because hair does not grow on steel
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice
Chuck Norris can speak braille

Oh poo, no fun *sniffle cry butthurt*  New question. 

What is the worst Villian name ever?

a: Barnaby Barnicile from Babes in Toyland
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