Which would you rather be stuck with? If you don't drink soda or eat chips, pretend that you do.
Would you rather have dry hands or hands that feel grubby due to moisturizer. If you don't have dry hands or use moisturizer, pretend that you do.
Would you rather have your zipper down/skirt tucked into your underwear or a booger showing in your nose? If you don't wear underwear please pretend that your skirt got tucked into your belt, and everyone has boogers so don't even try to sidestep that one in comments.
Does describing sex as "making love" make you gag or lol or wrinkle your nose cause that's just lame?