Wily as a coyote (fourcorners) wrote in thequestionclub,
Wily as a coyote
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The poll about horses

A horse is a horse

Of course!
25(31.2%)
You are what you eat
1(1.2%)
And Captain Obvious is riding it
20(25.0%)
Unless it's a zebra
24(30.0%)
Where are you going with this assumption?
10(12.5%)

I led my horse to water. What's the best way to make him drink?

Keep giving him his salt lick. He'll get thirsty
15(19.0%)
Waterboarding will make him surrender to your hydrating wishes
4(5.1%)
Your horsie may be an alkie. Put the water in a whiskey bottle.
8(10.1%)
Catapult him into the lake
9(11.4%)
Horses prefer to use crazy straws. They're pretty whimsical.
43(54.4%)

They say you should never look a gift horse in the mouth. Why is that?

It's rude to be critical of a free gift
10(12.8%)
Gift horses have a nasty habit of sucking eyeballs out of unsuspecting people
21(26.9%)
Horses never brush. Their mouth smells like horse ass
13(16.7%)
The horse may think you're trying to jack his grill and pimp slap you
18(23.1%)
If you poke too close to the horse's mouth, he may think you want to make out. That could be awkward
16(20.5%)

What does 'horsing around' mean?

Tomfoolery
28(35.4%)
Sexual grabass
12(15.2%)
Inappropriate touching at the stable
12(15.2%)
Sex with someone in a furry horse suit
10(12.7%)
To fool people with a Trojan horse. You know. Offer them a big wooden horse that's filled with soldiers, who will burn down their house during the night
17(21.5%)
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