1) Have you ever been in a farting contest?
Nope. After seeing a classmate of mine shit his pants in a farting contest, I'm not about to take my chances
2) Have you ever been in a belching contest?
Yep. Give me some A&W root beer and I can really let 'em rip!
3) Have you farted on a lighter?
Nope. I'm afraid I'd burn myself. A kid in my youth group had some nasty burns on his bum from that
4) What other "stupid human tricks" type of things have you done?