navigating by the stars at night (latenightdrives) wrote in thequestionclub,
navigating by the stars at night
latenightdrives
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Dear TQC,

Let's say you're using the bathroom and you get to the point where you need to wipe. You suddenly realize there is no toilet paper, no tissues, no towels, nothing you could actually use as a replacement for toilet paper, AND there is nothing in the rest of the house that can be used, as well as no one for you to yell to for help.


What do you do, and how do you wipe your ass?
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