We just got two pekin ducks at my work (they are going to be used for educational programs) and I want to name them before someone else names them something lame. My volunteers came up with the great idea of naming them after slurs for white people (because they will be white ducks). The leading contenders are "Whitey" and "Quacker" (get it?).
Another idea is to name them after Chinese food: General Gao, for example.
What should we name them?
Does anyone know any Chinese slurs for white people? (because they are a Chinese duck breed)