Mmm, unbirthday time.

Tonight I am having myself a faux-birthday with just me, no presents, and sadly, no candles because we are broke.

But I do have cake! Pink cake, pink icing. Whut? I love it from my childhood! So. . . .

1. Cake or pie?

2. Which flavor?

3. Are those candles that you can't blow out evil? Or are people who dislike them loozers who can't take a joke?