Marc (magp) wrote in thequestionclub,
Marc
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Okay, how about this:

You get a call from Mama Hilton, and she says, "I want you to serve out my daughter's time for her. Name your price."

And to clarify, you'd have to do exactly the service that Paris has to -- personal cell in celebrity jail.

So what's your price?


I'd start the bidding at $2 mil, but would not go less than $500K. Honestly, what she's complaining about would be a vacation for a lot of people. There are times I'd be happy for a month and a half without anyone bothering me, with my meals presented to me, where I don't have to pay bills, where I don't even have to get dressed in the morning...

If I had a PC and an on-line connection, I could do it on my head. If not, by the time I was done, I'd probably have written a new novel, maybe even a new rock opera!
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