1. Why do people order hamburgers with no onions, but eat a side order of onion rings?
2. Why do people who don't like tomatoes eat ketchup?
3. Why do people who don't like milk eat ice cream?
4. Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
5. Why do they used sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
6. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
7. Why aren't finished buildings called "builts"?
8. Why are items shipped by boat called "cargo" and items shipped by truck called "shipments"?
9. How are you today? :)