Why do people on the internet think I'm male?? What about the way I type or present myself online just screams Has a Penis?
If you worked in a Dorito factory (or something similar) would you find ways to sneak home huge sacks of flavoring dust?
It would become the staple of my diet
Do you lick the flavor dust off and shove things back in the bag?
I did that with some Chili and Lime almonds tonight omgomgomgsogood