2- Yesterday my horoscope told me that all my problems are my fault. Today it says that I should ignore everything that is going wrong in my life. What kind of drugs are the horoscope writers taking?
3- I'm currently looking over resumes, and wondering why people are so impersonal on their resumes! Are you? Do people really think that talking like a snob is a good point on their resume?
4- Uhhhh, how are you?