2. ihop is suddenly the only place within 300 miles of you that you can get food. what do you order for dinner?
3. what is the worst cooking-related injury you have ever sustained?
4. if you are a secretary or administrator, did you get anything for administrative professional's week?
5. why does the microwave at work burn my popcorn even on its' lowest setting for half the time it's supposed to cook for? WHY MUST I SUFFER SO.
6. if you work in a place where you are dealing with customers a lot, do you ever use fake accents to keep yourself occupied?
7. you are going to have to hit an animal with the car you are driving. (i don't care if you don't drive, this is hypothetical, so suck it up!) there is just no way to avoid hitting at least one. what type of animal would you least mind hitting? edited to add: must be a mammal or bird. no insects, cheaters.
eta: YOU GUYS SUCK AT COMING UP WITH A USERNAME TO DEFINE ME I HATE YOU NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME WHAT THE FUCK